if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?”
The one where you and your lover undergo a “pupa-like” stage where you remain dormant for many months while you body cells merge together and lots of science happens and you essentially become a giant single-celled organism and you are truly one with your lover.
“People say, “I love you,” all the time. When they say, “take an umbrella, it’s raining,” or, “hurry back,” or even, “watch out, you’ll break your neck.” There are hundreds of ways of wording it - you just have to listen for it, my dear.”—John Patrick (via mylittlebookofquotes)